Alicia Keys - She talks like a thug, has no personality, and an enormous ass.Beyonce - Destiny's Child.
Tyra Banks - The only thing more annoying than Tyra herself is that she made 50 million dollars last year.
Mary J. Blige - Her music blows and she needs to take a fucking Xanax.
Heidi Pratt - No words necessary, check the picture.
Fergie - She pisses herself and her name is Stacey.
Carrie Prejean - She hates the gays.
Reese Witherspoon - Chinny Chin Chin and she's dating Gyllenhaal.
Mariah Carey - She is 80 and is still trying to shove her saggy tit bags in our face.
Megan Fox - She thinks she is too cool for school and has a mutant thumb.
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