There is no one in Hollywood more deserving of the title "Hot Tranny Mess" than Heidi Montag-Pratt. The bitch's face changes every three months with each routine visit to Dr. Nip/Tuck and her fake ass, ratty blonde "hair" isn't far behind. Tivanah clearly hates this "bible thumping" slut more than almost anyone. Her douche bag husband and his flesh colored beard don't help her case.Not only do we hate that she pretends to love Jesus, but we loathe the fact that she thinks she can SING and... DANCE! She has decided to title her debut album Superficial. Is she fucking serious? With that title and this cover how does she not expect to be hazed relentlessly? It's okay though because according to Stephanie Pratt "she has always wanted to be a famous singer". Well, we hope that doesn't work out for you, Heidi. But in the name of good sportsmanship, we'll let you continue on in your efforts to achieve greatness as a pop sensation. We will gladly look on from the background and judge every move you make.
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