2. A homemade turkey sandwich does not compare to Taco Nachos when you are completely hammered.
3. Paula Abdul has an amazing stylist. Bitch is always dressed to the nines.
4. Don't go to Diamond Billiards unless you'd like to watch obese couples massage each other's asses and make out to Staind.
5. If the power goes out while you're trying to watch Tough Love then you can always lay in bed with your best girlfriend and discuss bitches "settin' up camp" in other bitches reproductive organs.
6. www.guidofistpump.com may or may not be the best website we have ever stumbled upon.
7. We can talk any straight man into go to the gay bar with us. They always have the time of their life.
8. Bartender Bill at Tronix is our new BGF.
9. Whitney Houston is officially smack free.
10. Peeing in the Men's bathroom at Club Underground will forever change you... in the worst ways possible.
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