Monday, November 23, 2009

Spank Bank!

John Stamos - Have mercy!
50 Cent - He could shoot us in the face any day.
Common - He laughed at Savanah's joke.
Darius Rucker - Hootie.
Steve Ward - We got nothin' - he's fucking hawt.
James Franco - "James Franco, let's see your privates".
Lil Wayne - We would both be his 75th baby mama.
T.I. - Every girl loves a felon.
Peyton Manning - Savanah literally believes that she is in a full blown, committed relationship with this man.
Terrence Howard - Hustle n Flow.
Scott Baio - Middle aged Italian man.... (Tiffany doesn't agree)
Mark Salling - Yes please!
Rob Pattinson - Tiffany is currently having an orgasm... (Savanah doesn't agree)
Robert Downey Jr. - There's something about a drug addict that loves hookers that really gets us fired up.
Jake Gyllenhaal - He's so beautiful he's like a fucking unicorn.
Ryan Reynolds - Easily the sexiest man alive.

1 comment:

  1. I was there when Common laughed at your joke!!

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