This is a silicone doll. A DOLL!! You have got to see the rest of the pictures, they are disturbing how much they look like real chicks. One of these sluts can be yours for a mere $7,000 dollars. Go to izismile.com to see the full gallery of pictures, trust me it is a must see.
This week's Silver Fox is Dr. Drew Pinsky of Love Line and Celebrity Rehab fame. We awarded him this honor because a) he is gorgeous b) he looks wicked hot in a short sleeve black t-shirt and c) he is committed to helping those of us that have substance abuse problems which, clearly, we respect him for.
These intelligent young women will stop at nothing to get what they want. Their newest goal is to be on Oprah. They come up with the craziest schemes.... sound familiar?
Could it possibly be true? Are the dolls really done? Pinocha gato munecas?! It can't be. It seems as though the girls are unhappy that Nicole Scherzinger, or the Queen PCD as she likes to think of herself, wants to pull a Beyonce and "further her career". Too bad you aren't Beyonce, Nicole. Good luck on that "solo" career.
There is no one in Hollywood more deserving of the title "Hot Tranny Mess" than Heidi Montag-Pratt. The bitch's face changes every three months with each routine visit to Dr. Nip/Tuck and her fake ass, ratty blonde "hair" isn't far behind. Tivanah clearly hates this "bible thumping" slut more than almost anyone. Her douche bag husband and his flesh colored beard don't help her case.
Maybe it's every man's fantasy to sleep with a porn star? Recent reports state that Rob Kardashian is doin' it with Lisa Ann - the star of "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Rob Kardashian is a little thweety and he shouldn't be sleeping with a porn star, let alone one that played that stupid bitch Palin. 
Apparently the little thweetness JBiebs fell down at a show in London and done broke his foot bone. As soon as I win tickets to the "Every Pedophiles Dream" tour featuring Justin Bieber I will tend to his wounds. 
I wonder how long it is going to take for Jermaine to finally realize that he will never be Michael Jackson. Am I saddened to my core that you lost your brother? Of course. BUT... I'm SURE you were just so "honored" to accept awards on your God-like brother's behalf. How about you go back to the hole that you came out of and stop trying to make millions off your brother that was MURDERED. Asshole. Please go away now.
We are so completely in love with each one of these dimes. There really isn't much else that can be said that wasn't already said in the title of this post.
One fine Saturday afternoon, Savanah and I decided to take Daphne for a little walk to Scolari's. Unfortunately for Daphne, we were in the middle of crossing a busy street when she was viciously mauled by a stupid mutt named Mogley. She was literally lifted off the ground, hands and feet, by her ear and a small portion of her jugular. She was swung about like the chim chim (rope toy) she generally plays with. Mogley's bitch of an owner kicked him in the face, screamed "What the fuck are you doing, Mogley?" and continued on her merry way. Not so much as an apology escaped that stupid slut's mouth.
We would like to own the ones in the middle. Would someone care to donate $1,000 to the "We Wish We Were GaGa Fund"?
We recently acquired the "Rated R" compact disc released by the one and only Rihanna. She uses the words "bitch", "fuck", "mother fucker", "shit", "nigga", and we're almost positive every other inappropriate verbage on the planet. How does this make us feel inside? We feel like Chris Brown should be doing more than cleaning up the dirty highways of Virginia. He is single handedly responsible for the above shown transformation from the innocent and wholesome Caribbean native to the barbed wire encrusted, hot, tranny mess. We will never forgive you, Chris Brown. Not now... not ever.
John Stamos - Have mercy!
Alicia Keys - She talks like a thug, has no personality, and an enormous ass.
This skank literally had the audacity to beat my Michael for Artist of the Year at the AMA's. Really? She needs to be put down.
For any of you that don't know what my sister looks like.... this is her. 14 is legal in Canada. Stratford, Ontario here I come!!! BTW: Real or Fake SGM??
Alright. Some of you most likely don't know what this is about. This woman is Charla Nash. She may or may not have been attacked by a feature film actor you might have seen in Austin Powers named "Travis the Chimp." Charla, being the good friend that she is, decided to help a friend with an out of control monkey. That monkey went ape on Charla....thus the above picture. He literally ripped her eyelids and hands off of her body and turned her face bones into paste. Next time you feel like being a "pal" and helping a neighbor in need just Google "Oprah Chimp Lady Reveals Face" and think twice.
