Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Mariah Carey blames sucking at life on 9/11 and an epidemic of ADD in America.


In an interview with Paper Magazine Mariah Carey decided to blame the epic failure of "Glitter" and it's subsequent soundtrack on a terrorist attack. Bitch, get familiar. You can try to blame your failure on the absence of world peace if you want, but guess what... you still fucking suck!

"It was after September 11th. A lot of people taking shots at me had no place to go. We are a friggin' ADD, this country. There is a huge ADD situation."

She went on to discuss her terrible childhood and all of the terrible things that happened to her. Of course she couldn't leave the interview without discussing her on going "self esteem issues". Mariah, we understand that you don't like yourself, but if you wouldn't have started making shitty music, continue dressing like a 20 year old when you're clearly 80, and married Nick Cannon then maybe you would like yourself again. Put the saggy tit bags away, dress your age, and divorce your Z list husband. We promise, America's "ADD" will go away...

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