2.If you have a bi-polar sister....do not text message her that you see someone she knows at the bar because she will in turn text message them and horribly embarrass you in front of mass amounts of dude.
3. The Bar Directory is a bust. It is full of a bunch of chick's in shoulder pads and dude's so ginger you can't see their eyebrows. But thanks Blanche for bringing the entertainment.
4. Apparently every lesbian that ever lived in this town is here right now so if you feel like getting a vag tickle just head on down to the T-Ron.
5. We don't care that Toys for Tots is a charity if they get in our fucking way of going to Peg's on a Saturday morning for our weekend breakfast we will cut a bitch. DON'T. DO. THAT. AGAIN.
6. Melting Pot is the most amazing emporium in this town. We could spend all of our money there on giraffe hats, alligator gloves, elf booties (for our kids we don't have), jingle jangles and bongs. And Forrest Gump works there....bonus.
7. Savanah doesn't like the movie The Breakfast Club. She'd never seen it and after all the build up it was just a bunch of kids arguing in a library and talking about how their parents are assholes. No shit douche fags....all parents are assholes.
8. They say cock a lot in "The Ugly Truth."
9. Sitting at Bully's and trying to watch 4 games at the same time is very hard. Especially when you are greatly hungover and 2 Coors Lights and 1 Bloody Mary deep.
10. WE FOUND A NEW BAR....IT'S COMPLETELY HIDDEN...TOTALLY RAD...AND YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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