10 Things We Learned This Weekend (1/22-1/24)

1. Don't invite people over to watch outstanding HBO programs unless you are completely positive that they will enjoy said outstanding HBO programs. Shit could get weird.

2. Pegs Glorified Ham & Eggs is the most delicious establishment in Reno, NV. Get a skillet and Get Familiar.

3. Sam Merlotte is Matt Chambers in Season One of Dexter.

4. Sometimes, when you're out on the town, you meet people from Latvia. Sometimes, when you wake up in the morning, said people are walking around in your house in their underwear. And sometimes, you're okay with it.

5. The Gold Dust West has outstanding popcorn chicken. Sometimes, you'll find a cute boy to buy you the popcorn chicken.

6. Savanah believes that anyone out in Reno can only be from Reno. If you try to tell her otherwise she will make you show her your identification. After viewing your identification, she will tell you that you made a kick ass fake ID and still not believe you.

7. Tivanah Cerickson is a 50/50 partnership. Savanah is the brawn and Tiffany is the brain. If we are separated for an extended period of time then one of us will be murdered by a foreigner.

8. The Indianapolis Colts are the AFC Champions and will be attending the Superbowl. So sad for you, Brett Favre. Please retire.

9. Peyton Manning, Austin Collie, and Mark Sanchez will eventually be married to yours truly, plus Angeline. Even if we have to kill their wives... Dexter style.

10. I'm impressed with a three legged dog, but that doesn't mean it's going to win the fucking Iditarod.