2. Sometimes, when you see an epic Eazy-E t-shirt, you are unable to form your words and are forced to sound like the Cowardly Lion with "Lllllook at his shirt!". You will be hazed relentlessly until the end of time.
3. Savanah is going to be the best sister-in-law on the planet.
4. If you're unable to attend Peg's Glorified Ham and Eggs due to the massive amounts of douche waiting for a table, please visit Black Bear Diner. Although you may get accosted by a terrifying man in a bear costume, you will consume delicious breakfast food.
5. It's completely unacceptable for D.B. Schwartz to not be at Abby's Highway 40 on Saturday nights.
6. Being two obviously attractive young women dressed up and sitting in the audience of a metal show at Davidson's Distillery is the surest way to not have anyone talk to you. Savanah now goes by "Havana".
7. Shout out to Jenny that works at Salon 7! "I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay... okay, I'm a little bit gay." Please visit Tronix to retrieve your purse. Video to be posted after this update.
8. Our friend Cheffrey Geoffrey may or may not be the coolest straight man on the planet. There are very few that will be at the gay bar with us until 3:30AM and be willing to go again. He's the biggest thweety we know. Eric is one of Tiffany's favorite people in the world.
9. We only attract foreign folks now. Savanah met her favorite African in the entire world. There is also video evidence of how fantastic he is.
10. It really makes you feel terrible when you make fun of someone for 20 minutes and then you realize they have some sort of disability. Sorry Jamie Foxx's sister, no hard feelings. We already know we are going to hell with gasoline shorts on.
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